The reason I wear them, seems vain. It’s considered when I put together my outfit for the day, and it is important to me that the scarf look as lovely with my outfit as possible. I like to look nice for myself when I catch my eye in a mirror. But really, I wear them because you stink. Literally.
I know, I know, you’re looking at me thinking “that was offensive”, well, I apologize for that, and I hope though, that it got your attention. Because I’d like you to be aware of what you are inadvertently doing, because it is killing me. Literally.